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pizzaauananas 4 day.agoThey yelled “no I didn’t pay for my haircut!”
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The frog became a quack and the duck croaked. P.S I'm so sorry I subjected you to this. I thought of it this morning and haven't heard it before so wanted to share.
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Hole Foods Not mine, seen elsewhere, had to share.
No, your a poo!
So the man called a convenient local animal psychologist and explained the situation. The doctor said, “I think I can help your hippo: Can you bring it in this afternoon?” The man replied, “Can we come in tomorrow? I’m having friends over for omelettes tonight.”
Beethoven: Are you ready? Crowd: YEEESSSSS!!! Beethoven: I can't hear you!
So not only does he know sin - he also knows cos and tan. Edit: I say this with respect. I hope it doesn't trig-ger anyone.
Not wanting to overwhelm her he goes to the elephant doctor to ask about a penile shrinking surgery. The doctor says “Well there is a new experimental procedure involving cells from various parts of the vagina of a human female, but there may be side effects”. The elephant man agrees, and undergoes the procedure. When it’s time for the date he doesn’t show up because he be shopping.
My wife rushes through the room and shouts, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE THEM CANDIES, FRANK!"
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